This could totally happen...

OK, so I've figured out one benefit to this whole hip surgery thing. After surgery, I shall become...wait for it...Bionic Woman. Think about it. I will have dropped one hundred grand in parts and labor into my precious hip so I think it's only fair that I get some sort of super hero skill in return. I think I will become like Superman. Wasn't he the one that was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound? That will totally be me. Jealous? You should be. I will be one happening unit.